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Post  DieHard on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:15 pm

The Blonde Paint Job:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."




LMAO i think this is FUNNY
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Post  DieHard on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:16 pm

Bar Joke
Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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LMAO

Post  DieHard on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:24 pm

Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  Heart on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:06 am

hahaha.
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  MasterDisaster on Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:01 pm

I like the blonde one.
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  DieHard on Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:24 pm

I think There ALL Funny I Mostly Like The Zebra One LMFAO LMFAO ITS SO FUNNY
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  Heart on Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:36 am

The zebra one is funnehhh!
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  xplaya on Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:10 pm

wow nice i laughed for like like like im still laughing idk how im writing omg ! cool jokes
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  DieHard on Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:39 pm

LMFAO LMFAO Thnx =DDDDDD lol! Laughing
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  Heart on Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:22 pm

i was laughing my ass off o.o
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  DieHard on Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:54 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  MasterDisaster on Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:15 am

Neutral
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Post  Heart on Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:14 am

if i read them again, im still laughing! Cool
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  DieHard on Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:57 am

Lol There So FUNNY Laughing Laughing
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  Heart on Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:33 pm

indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Very Happy
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Post  DieHard on Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:37 pm

Very Happy
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  MasterDisaster on Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:42 pm

No. No.
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Post  Heart on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:32 pm

whut no. no. not funneh?
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  DieHard on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:39 pm

Hmmmm There Funny To Meh
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  Heart on Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:06 pm

for me too
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Post  DieHard on Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:35 pm

^.^
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  ultimatemagi on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:04 pm

roflmaoslols
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Post  ultimatemagi on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:05 pm

roflcopter
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  MasterDisaster on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:09 pm

Lmao roflcopter mzdd.
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Re: Funny Joke

Post  ultimatemagi on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:15 pm

rofllmaocopter
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