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Don't Do Drugs.

Post  xplaya on Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:10 pm

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared
in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like
nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of
jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the
evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you
back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one,
"How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17
people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
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/ \
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and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the
judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to
the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

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/ \
\__/

"I said, (pointing to the small circle) this is your asshole before prison......"
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Post  ultimatemagi on Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:16 pm

lmaos that joke is funny it nevers gets old
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Post  xplaya on Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:18 pm

yeee i laughed for 30 mins new score FTW

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Post  ultimatemagi on Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:20 pm

lols HIGH FIVE
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Post  DieHard on Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:29 pm

LMFAO LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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